趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
  p. U& H( q3 c: ~" ?性本善：Sex is good.
. _( }+ x) g: |# [3 Z: R3 [( U性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
# [9 ]" s0 {+ a& L. W性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

! d; F% g8 ?" T: U. Q昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- y- j0 M4 W+ Z: K! Q, s" H擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

5 \! z- Z* ?; m9 ]6 _. B+ }! a, C# l! E子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 ^5 Z  M0 w+ L/ t父之過 It is all your fault.
4 D2 X) l7 t/ E% X* q1 e) |' b教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

5 C8 h' T' O7 m1 v子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. M2 Q* f0 K7 P  B9 T+ @/ h幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 S) a: Z( H9 H8 e老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 If you don't learn sex,
) p) o5 p' x) j- K- u不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness