趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
: k9 {/ _( n8 g1 D% G; d; p性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
5 r+ @+ s$ b: _3 _$ k. U性乃遷：Sex will leave you..

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7 g- U" x, g0 F- [) e4 s教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 ^# ?, w! ^, A7 a, q: J昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' y( E# ^* G) }7 [$ f- d1 ~$ G擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

6 ~  G1 z- h6 J4 ?" w子不學：If you don't study hard,
% [! W5 b4 L. l6 V3 H3 T斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

6 F3 J& Q2 F/ B& l竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
) d7 Y) R( i+ r. b& @4 \+ K; j5 L有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% V9 z2 \; t" S' n" Z! M. o教五子 All his five son took it
5 c% w0 G1 y: x, x# E名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; `% f/ l. K' V養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
* ^* H( Z% |8 p; i師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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- @1 s* N8 V1 O6 f% H9 f玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- h; y  r6 }: ^" |人不學 If you don't learn sex,
3 K" V3 V0 x" n8 I. V+ \3 o9 `不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness