趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
7 B* s* X' e/ {& G" R& G6 I性本善：Sex is good.
/ P0 K. o8 W+ N性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 L. u  A% ?8 j5 {% \6 t習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..

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$ b3 k" P; W8 W5 |# y& ?教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 r; T. l. a# B擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

9 r/ X! d) A; V/ V; H1 q/ s子不學：If you don't study hard,
; H! M* E# m3 x! B斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
, B8 X* o7 M  E- h) a有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
* y( d+ M+ K, Z4 H# a( \名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
7 E  X) a; ~* J; h- ?+ }教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
( u8 V) x4 o+ E+ g; C師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

( v5 B+ q0 s! C6 ~8 e子不學 You may refuse to study this
" V9 v7 O( a; W: u, @9 L5 z  r非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  z# \, T- C" Q# f幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* ~$ A) q' F7 V) Z+ D: M1 K) y老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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. J* H( z: Z  e1 B, u5 h: R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- o. t3 ]* k& R4 G人不學 If you don't learn sex,
0 a+ j  H7 [- H0 r6 m不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness