幽默﹕意外

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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　　　　During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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2 H/ B9 W; R; d# E0 c2 A) l" E　　　　God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
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　　　　Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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　　　　She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
　　　　
　　　　She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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% G! X* z+ C$ k# \" n" [( n　　　　She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
　　　　
" W* R3 C3 C* D* S3 N. B　　　　God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
　　
& W: D) I- L' t, n　　一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
　　死.
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　　上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
　　
　　於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
　　整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.
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7 ]- M& S, j. H6 X' i" o3 [　　最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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　　她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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& w9 e0 i$ D; q　　上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..."                    (來源﹕englishcn)

上帝開起玩笑,那可不是鬧者玩的,哈

LMAO. LOL.. good one .