毒蛇的疑問
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"
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) B' R d* X( E; s* P0 U/ r" q5 V The other replied, "You』re darn right we』re poisonous! We』re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
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, h" I! A) i# [& Y To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
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兩條蛇在路上散步.1 |5 q6 h' ?) j
: ?! ^3 z' Y2 h+ L, K% b6 k' e 其中一條小蛇突然很緊張地問: 大蛇, 我們是不是有毒的啊?9 A# l4 q" i, J) ]: b
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大蛇說: 傻瓜, 我們是響尾蛇嘛...當然有毒囉. 為什麼問這個呢?
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小蛇吞吞吐吐道: 我...我不小心咬到舌頭...
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; W3 {2 w! o" y: K1 j7 ~0 L A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. 0 |" _/ S2 d0 t) i, N' B
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A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What areyou holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them. 4 S, q4 M/ [1 B
- B2 w( I& X) l; z4 `* H "So he won』t join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
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6 X+ G' h' `; e0 ]' T4 O 一個小男孩牽著頭驢子經過一個軍營.) \9 t; q( z* W$ n4 H7 b; m) R0 q
9 m% P9 m7 b9 A" v' W- \# Z 兩個士兵想捉弄一下他, 就喊道: 小子, 幹嘛把你兄弟看的那麼緊啊?- D; x- T0 A% r2 h# G) e3 z7 k# A1 R
* C5 K% G- |) U6 [5 { 小男孩看都不看他們, 懶懶地說: 我怕他笨到來當兵... |
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