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1.The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that..."on the left side, nothing is right. On the right, nothing is left." 3 H. Q) ?8 B0 E+ C5 A. P
2.There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700billion. The rest are all subprime. $ H9 w( n( \; i
8 R3 t1 V K3 w0 m* Z# g 3.How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
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4.For geography students: What』s the capital of Iceland? Answer: about three pounds fifty.
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5.What』s the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A tie. ) a2 q5 r; s/ i& W3 L3 C$ d! t8 _
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6.Whats the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures, trader doesn』t. 9 L3 x' v" C# g7 R
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NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS . . . - y6 e7 t, D! W9 R. k7 R, {6 i! V
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CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
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BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. + u# d2 Y$ p( [6 X/ x: k) r9 Z
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BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
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VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. 7 j# g$ O( [+ b
6 [1 \7 f: ~& U& ^$ o5 {: A P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
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6 _8 o j6 y7 [/ B6 Z4 O BROKER -- What my broker has made me. ) c' b5 B) g; f/ l. H
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STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
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STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. # e3 @) m; y P# y7 E, d( I
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STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
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FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. ?- R6 [9 F, }* U t: g
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MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. , ]6 L. S G) z
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CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. ( h0 @" l8 _0 b: X. F' J* y
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YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
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' C+ V2 e! a% l1 v8 M" T- i8 ] WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you』re the sucker who bought Yahoo@ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL 7 b# o v$ B6 F- t$ i v
# [& u! \7 B; C, y$ Y9 U- L! b INVESTOR -- Past year investor who』s now locked up in ant house. # l" Y0 j7 U: T. r* i4 x
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PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. |
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