趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
+ E( Y+ Q5 o. i" X6 Y性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ e+ K) O; w% d性乃遷：Sex will leave you..

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% I/ @3 W3 J- T- l% N9 R! T" G( o教之道：The way of learning it
* u2 L- O+ F0 e( y2 w5 Y貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: I  k0 U. @0 v6 z擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

& X* v, y$ H6 L1 v& N子不學：If you don't study hard,
  W' n' |* e! R' t斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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/ k' g6 @/ b4 P/ M% G3 e竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 q) {0 r" i) m+ m/ W有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
7 K- p/ A' ?9 ~名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
- H+ p' q3 ?& n* F教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

6 k/ t: l+ F" Q子不學 You may refuse to study this
. z& x# ?; Z3 M) ~7 a非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 @) ?0 G+ E! I6 m: B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- J: m$ ^; I5 X5 K3 Z! z7 }不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 t7 G3 l  K6 K人不學 If you don't learn sex,
. `( M. I5 h# y$ a6 ^, `不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness