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* j8 k0 n) d1 h, ~ Former England soccer manager Steve McClaren fought off toughcompetition from US President George W. Bush to win a dreaded "Foot inMouth" award on Tuesday from the Plain English campaign.
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Hewas hailed for a supreme example of in talking about star player WayneRooney: "He is inexperienced but he』s experienced in terms of what he』sbeen through."
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7 A$ l7 S- Q7 ^: V# ]/ J George W. Bush came second for "All I can tell you is that when the governor calls, I answer his phone.", j! F0 z! H$ d q$ w% {+ H7 z
' h6 y: |) S6 T! n( v Plain English Campaign spokesman Ben Beer said: "We thought it was abit obvious to honor Bush as he comes up with them every day.", V4 ?& W/ y) Z! K
+ Y# w' U. d0 K: f Every year, the pressure group hands out a raft of awards mockingincomprehensible jargon in a battle to clear the linguistic fog that sooften envelops the English language.- c3 R! R1 s& F) D
, y" [/ |/ t& U Past winners include model Naomi Campbell, actor Richard Gere and former U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.& h5 E: ]& ^( C# c
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There is never a shortage of entrants sent in by people baffled by bureaucratic language and befuddled legalese.& k& |5 Y8 n# a3 C' y
6 Y2 O' i, Z8 h4 Y "We get 40 to 50 examples a week, mostly from British documents. Themedia, including advertising and marketing, is riddled with insiderjargon," Beer said.
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Offering the best way to obliteratemeaningless verbosity, Beer said: "Thinking before you write is themain thing and then re-reading what you have written."/ e, |- m R/ I6 O0 y
2 O. A+ y x1 A2 n- h q% V4 ] That message clearly fell on deaf ears at Coleraine railway station in Northern Ireland.
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The station sign read: "Every autumn a combination of leaves on theline, atmospheric conditions and prevailing damp conditions lead to alow adhesion between the rail head and the wheel which causes servicesto be delayed or even cancelled."
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London』s Gatwick Airportgot 10 out of 10 for brevity but came bottom of the class for clarityfor one of its signs: "Passenger shoe repatriation area only."0 J+ q |1 [/ o! ?
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The campaign was founded in 1979 by Chrissie Maher who only learned to read and write at the age of 14.
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本週二,「簡明英語運動組織」年度「不知所云」大獎揭曉,前英格蘭國家足球隊主教練史蒂夫‧麥克拉倫力挫美國總統布什,贏得這一「殊榮」。8 r: E0 n) L; v3 t1 Q6 D5 [
' W0 l- e ~$ w+ s' d* O 麥克拉倫對球星韋恩‧魯尼的評價是最為經典的例子,令人「讚歎」。他說:「魯尼經驗不足,不過他對自己做過的事情還是很有經驗的。」
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3 h# J! |" X9 y+ q# G# g0 d 布什總統「屈居」亞軍。他的「獲獎名言」是:「我想告訴你們,如果州長打來電話,我一定會接。」(譯者註:布什訪問發生火災的南加州,在回答有關應急救援的問題時說了這句話。)
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2 T8 X! E& j& Y' p* {5 W8 t 「簡明英語運動組織」的發言人本‧比爾說:「我們原以為布什總統奪冠的可能性比較大,因為他說錯話可是家常便飯。」+ E5 U+ T5 S4 t8 n5 D( Z
- S4 b5 M2 S' _& o! I$ ^ 為了消滅英語中經常出現的「雲山霧罩」的語言,該「施壓組織」每年都頒發一系列獎項,嘲諷各種讓人摸不著頭腦的晦澀言論。5 n3 Q7 ]1 P3 h# g- s D4 N4 Y
# H0 ~8 c5 ]5 e 歷屆「不知所云獎」得主包括名模納歐米‧坎貝爾、影星理查德‧基爾和美國前國防部長唐納德‧拉姆斯菲爾德。
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該組織經常收到人們「舉報」的一些令人費解的「官話」和法律用語。
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. H" d q: s+ [( _, ?0 K1 R 比爾說:「我們每週能收集到四、五十個這樣的例子,其中大多數來自英國的官方文件。此外,廣告、營銷等傳媒中也充斥著大量的行業術語。」7 X2 @9 }8 I; a* f1 G, {
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針對這個問題,比爾提出,最好的解決辦法就是「提筆前慎重思考,寫完後再三通讀」。! B: g8 ~2 D) p9 B. l& |" X: J
0 Z/ j( W* h$ s( T1 x, w R$ x 而北愛爾蘭的科勒雷恩火車站顯然沒有做到這一點。
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該火車站的一個告示牌上寫道:「每到秋天,鐵道上的落葉、大氣狀況和潮濕的天氣使火車頭和車輪間的粘附力減小,導致火車延誤或取消。」5 l) _2 F6 V* k( m6 Q! k1 c0 Z( D. a
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而倫敦加特維克機場是做到了百分百的「簡要,但是在「清楚」方面卻是最差的了。該機場的一個告示牌是這樣寫的:「乘客鞋遣送專用區」。
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, d0 |! z& P5 U4 V: Q" S) r, L 「簡明英語運動」組織成立於1979年,其創始人克裡西‧馬赫在他14歲時才開始識字。
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2 ?( f+ q3 Q! W$ W* J 『The Sound of Music』 named the 『Greatest Musical of All Time』
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1960』s classic The Sound of Music has been named the 『Greatest Musical of All Time』 in a new poll.9 Q$ p6 G6 n3 C A
( t7 E6 p# F3 f4 t( { The 1965 film, starring Julie Andrews, got 15 per cent of the vote in the Twentieth Century Fox poll.
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% t: b; p) e- l' o$ b% N In the film, Andrews plays nun Maria who leaves an Austrian convent totake up a job of a governess to a Navy captain and his seven kids.
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4 O$ F6 a5 S4 O+ j: T7 j Speaking at the launch of the Sound Of Music DVD at London』sPalladium, Charmian Carr, who played Liesl von Trapp said: "It』s such agood feeling to be a part of something that changed so many lives forthe better.$ q$ e$ ~1 @ k* ^8 g- t
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"To love each other and to stay together is sucha wonderful message and I think probably nowadays more than ever peopleneed to hear that message again."* N& i! o5 a- y/ M. J1 S
* k+ t- _ [; b5 ^( ^: p Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta starred, 1978 musical Grease, bagged the second place, reports The Sun.
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Musical comedy The Rocky Horror Show landed the third, while MaryPoppins, a Disney musical starring Julie Andrews stood fourth.% Y- Q0 k- C6 x o8 U* g) j7 v
, x! r: j- ^0 \$ P Nicole Kidman starred Moulin Rouge came fifth, while Phantom of theOpera and The Wizard of Oz stood sixth and seventh respectively.
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Oliver, West Side Story and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang rounded off the top ten 『Greatest Musicals of All Time.』' |7 S+ V1 F$ }$ E0 b
4 C* d# _+ B( F% }. v, ? The top ten 『Greatest Musicals of All Time』 are:
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2.Grease
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3.The Rocky Horror Show
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上世紀60年代名噪一時的經典音樂劇《音樂之聲》在近媽養我一項調查中被評為「歷史上最偉大的音樂劇」。+ C9 z% x" b. l: P- M r
" q1 m8 e( Q/ ~" @- s, D" G" i 在「20世紀福克斯」電影公司開展的調查中,《音樂之聲》以15%的得票率名列榜首。這部音樂劇於1965年上映、由茱麗葉‧安德魯斯主演。
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8 q" t _( Q- d3 u1 ?6 H5 w 安德魯斯在劇中飾演修女瑪莉婭,她離開了奧地利的修道院,到一位海軍上校家給他的七個孩子當家庭教師。; ~& H. @) f2 D
! V6 }7 b3 O3 @+ R7 g 在倫敦帕裡蒂亞劇院舉行的《音樂之聲》原聲大碟發佈儀式上,在劇中飾演(大女兒) 麗莎‧馮‧崔普的查爾米恩‧卡爾說:「這部音樂劇讓很多人的生活變得更加美好。能夠參演這部偉大的作品,我感到非常自豪。」" D+ `9 a4 O8 G; d# l& B
: D0 n+ c) X( Q1 R. m8 w! W3 y 「互相關愛、相依相伴是人世間最美好的東西,我想如今的人們可能比以往更需要它。」% K/ G% R/ ^6 p3 d) b2 g
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據《太陽報》報道,由奧立瓦‧牛頓-約翰和約翰‧特拉沃爾塔主演的音樂劇《油脂》位居第二。該劇於1978年上映。
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音樂喜劇《洛基恐怖秀》名列第三,茱麗葉‧安德魯斯主演的另一部迪斯尼音樂劇《瑪麗‧波平斯阿姨》排在第四。
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妮可‧基德曼主演的歌舞劇《紅磨坊》名列第五;《歌劇魅影》和《綠野仙蹤》分別位列第六和第七。( O9 R6 @" _$ _9 ?- u
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《奧立弗》、《西區故事》和《飛天萬能車》也躋身「史上最偉大的十大音樂劇」排行榜。
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「史上最偉大的十大音樂劇」如下:
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