A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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( |6 r1 K$ O& A& } During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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# i' z5 M* k. Z' M( e God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.7 O! I+ M; X! b- p
. z4 p- H2 ]! w Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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8 |8 `4 G; n9 d She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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; \" ]* j1 F N2 [" G# _ She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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+ k/ }* Q) q9 ]. v9 E4 d She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you." 6 U/ Q' o' U# i6 I2 F }) q/ t
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一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要/ w4 q, _) ~4 b' J# k# j, {
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上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"' c4 g6 U, [7 n$ {1 O
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於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
. m: u0 r0 n: d 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.$ _. I1 S# N6 ?( V
( s7 P3 S5 p3 ~( I3 T. X7 B 最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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+ q( m) l U7 g. l 上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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