趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
. l* h: P8 O+ y' e/ f( v* |8 _5 }性本善：Sex is good.
+ ~1 L" c6 X" R2 G, n性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 C2 B# Q2 y2 E: l/ ~( d性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
+ c/ l/ D, D2 c" O; _* D貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ v; M0 Q# c( t, `: @0 N昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 {9 S* e0 }5 M! D2 y; n5 O. b* S子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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8 Y- R* {* W# I* K5 h竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
6 D, o! d8 C' h) o/ M8 o名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* }% ?$ m; ?9 Q: j父之過 It is all your fault.
" P8 }& i( L0 F7 I) p' R$ o教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
" z& @2 O" N  M# {2 l9 V師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

6 U. ^+ Q' y, y子不學 You may refuse to study this
$ i+ Q" @3 D+ h" }. t6 }非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. p- Q! d) }8 G- t( }4 i+ f老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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# X; ]0 [8 K: X4 o4 Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 If you don't learn sex,
不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness