Jingle-Bang! Bah Humbug. Bizarre rules at Christmas
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2 h5 ~2 [8 u. U* G; B" E, \Santa shot at in Rio. Electric eels light up Japanese Christmas tree.Singapore elephants get festive gift of boots for jumbo pain.: x l$ j1 U1 V3 Z$ |0 c
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Around the globe, Christmas invariably offers tales of the wacky, wildand downright weird -- and the 2007 festivities are certainly noexception.
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3 G/ i+ A: H/ y6 N( [, dIn a Rio de Janeiro slum, drug traffickers opened fire on a helicoptercarrying Santa Claus to a Christmas party, apparently mistaking it fora police helicopter.
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Poor Santa is also under fire for being too fat.$ M. I( f8 X. b
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The acting US surgeon general said a thinner Santa would be a better role model for kids in a land battling obesity.
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9 \2 U3 s. g/ o" k1 s! \8 |0 t8 wA British shopping centre ordered its Santas to attend a month-long boot camp with exercises before greeting children.
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In the season of mass consumption, going green can win brownie points.
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In Hong Kong, environmentalists are not amused, arguing that all theglittering neon Santas and rainbows of flashy lights are devouring toomuch electricity.; _3 m- B$ @2 o) b1 Q/ l
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But, in sharp contrast, a Japanese aquarium decided on a novel way tosave energy -- it used electricity generated by an electric eel tolight up its Christmas tree. M. _) h6 f! s" k7 B: {& Q
* [6 }1 K, l; k2 T/ `1 p- tA Canadian man said he sold his son』s video game, a prized Christmas gift, on eBay after catching him smoking marijuana." O0 w" B+ @8 ?: `' ^4 S
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In Singapore, vets gave Asian elephants Tun and Jamilah the perfectChristmas gift -- specially made waterproof boots to relieve chronicfoot lesions.
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And cheeky Australian thieves stole 16 tonnes of ham and bacon from aSydney warehouse and then wrote "Thanks. Merry Christmas" on a wall.
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But surely the prize for the most bizarre Christmas charity gift mustgo to the International Rhino Foundation -- an auction of rhino dungwhich could be presented as Christmas gift!( L2 v6 U# L+ s0 I) S
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聖誕老人在里約熱內盧遭到槍擊。日本用電鰻點亮聖誕樹。新加坡的大象收到了聖誕禮物「止痛靴」……
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每到聖誕節,世界各地總會上演千奇百怪的聖誕故事,今年的聖誕節當然也不例外。* q2 _% R+ d# E& t4 g3 S
9 I. o8 S1 V0 E( V+ J2 i在里約熱內盧的一個貧民窟附近,一架載有「聖誕老人」的直升飛機遭到販毒分子的槍擊。這架直升飛機送「聖誕老人」去參加聖誕晚會,顯然被販毒分子當作警察的直升機了。) a! Y1 V" y- o* ~9 y
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不僅如此,可憐的聖誕老人還因體形過胖而遭到「炮轟」。
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5 j8 w% q3 z; a美國公共衛生署代理署長稱,在一個與肥胖進行「艱苦鬥爭」的國度,聖誕老人如果能變得更苗條一些,也許能成為孩子們更為理想的行動榜樣。
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英國的一家購物中心要求其「聖誕老人」在聖誕節與小朋友們見面之前,必須參加為期一個月的「身體集訓營」。4 B1 [, {- d. L/ y. O
) y6 A+ w4 L [* v5 c0 s6 J作為一年中的消費旺季,聖誕期間更應該加強環保意識。$ a+ Z& M* ~2 l& b8 ~
y3 ?, [6 {5 ^3 M0 ]香港的環保主義者們可不會被五光十色的節日霓虹所迷惑,他們稱帶有霓虹燈的聖誕老人和七彩閃光燈消耗了大量電能。
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與此相反,日本一家水族館則想出了一個新奇的節能辦法。它利用電鰻魚發的電來點亮聖誕樹綵燈。/ e* F$ M9 h& U) G, U- _" P
* n/ L# _9 f3 J- A a8 t( ~在加拿大,一名男子由於發現兒子吸食大麻,因此他在eBay上賣掉了兒子心愛的聖誕禮物——一款電腦遊戲。8 A1 N* o0 N/ ]; ] z# k
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在新加坡,獸醫為兩頭名為圖恩和雅米拉的亞洲大象帶來了最合適的聖誕禮物——特製防水止痛靴。3 J Z- Z0 ^* w! g7 I4 z
" ?. V, v( I4 E0 k6 c4 p6 ]澳大利亞的一群厚顏無恥的小偷從悉尼的一家肉店倉庫偷走了16噸的火腿和燻肉,還在牆上留言說「謝謝。聖誕快樂!」。
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) `+ X" v5 N# j) ~而「最奇異的聖誕慈善禮物」大獎應該屬於「國際犀牛基金會」。近日,該組織舉辦了一個「犀牛糞」拍賣會,有興趣的人可以拿它作聖誕禮物哦! |