如果你有創意，可以找一些域名出來' I9 S2 J+ P: `( Y2 r/ X- v
8 m% G3 j' T" ^ @9 J* O
1.The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that..."on the left side, nothing is right. On the right, nothing is left." - ?; m% A7 ^9 @4 J" A
2.There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700billion. The rest are all subprime. 9 L7 ~' F" d9 T7 s
0 j7 ]( u1 H |/ k* x
3.How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
, f9 L, p# Y0 n& `/ z. M ' Q) H+ L4 P; S9 X, o
4.For geography students: What』s the capital of Iceland? Answer: about three pounds fifty.: v9 F8 I2 P/ d: }: ]# }! r% H
. m& h$ }8 c. ]! @9 \9 j% [
- F- C6 G0 V! n5 v
5.What』s the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker? A tie.
. d& Z: M) P U# F, S3 Q0 p
( ]% l8 Y+ |9 t" {$ j' W6 G 6.Whats the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A bond matures, trader doesn』t.
$ W% }* `& Z4 j: v% I
. u% h1 z! X J7 U $ q- n1 R) u" G. B+ l% c6 d
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS . . . + Q `% C0 W w2 s1 o. x! r+ r
$ O& {/ p% |; M2 Z1 @ CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
, }% u( X3 |# B7 P$ X+ ?
5 S% G) |6 k' i; D( B; _+ } \8 I BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
, m" `# P% |9 @1 q& o! V
$ J, d1 b, W' Z* r3 d BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
: ~( h6 `9 C( \0 I/ @; v 6 L9 l3 z. i2 j, h q
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. " z4 q! W2 s4 E+ x/ t) f6 g9 o
, E0 k+ r: e# H2 o) C P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. 7 y7 y' O3 I! U% r2 K
7 v% V& }0 o5 {) N
BROKER -- What my broker has made me. " ?! p% V5 T1 ]0 c
+ Q4 K0 A! |) d STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. # @0 U* ?7 o. T) b0 ?
0 X: p) _ |5 Z+ {- C! D6 A STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. 1 [7 v7 r: c. g7 X# j
: j% }. {9 z: t% ]! U% c
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. $ i1 d. c4 y/ K4 ^+ X# s/ @: Q
! X* G3 ^+ c) \8 u/ ?& l4 T6 l" _
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. . ~- e+ L& ]# _- P; p5 _
0 m6 N* e: ]3 a* Z. f MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
/ y$ l* o8 M/ y/ P/ l o- l! c5 C : ~: z/ W0 B7 c
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. % C0 h% n$ {5 h' f1 l% W# D
* `+ I# l" x. L& w- U- Z" [
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. " Q) s, |% t7 t# {& D; A( V0 R
# k9 I9 r* B6 M
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you』re the sucker who bought Yahoo@ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL
9 {5 V! O7 X4 \
1 C+ y: |) U3 t3 P5 z INVESTOR -- Past year investor who』s now locked up in ant house.
; E! l9 a, m/ a5 _/ |& N
% U1 h/ E/ ]+ p3 L# M4 w3 s0 G9 X/ b PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. |
|
發表於 2008-11-21 08:18:57
提升卡
沉默卡
变色卡