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/ S4 ]6 g n: J& p2 P Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?" , y+ o2 W2 n( b$ y0 Y. f
6 y5 o9 j: h( D& f/ ~* W; l The other replied, "You』re darn right we』re poisonous! We』re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
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To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
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y: e" _; E$ H2 b 兩條蛇在路上散步.8 Z/ }# O8 v% G6 F; B' t" H6 d9 u
. f/ ^2 W) { j4 M 其中一條小蛇突然很緊張地問: 大蛇, 我們是不是有毒的啊?
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大蛇說: 傻瓜, 我們是響尾蛇嘛...當然有毒囉. 為什麼問這個呢?) p2 ^1 h/ H, T8 ]& ~; v
% m# u, u, J, l# o, M) `1 N( I6 s 小蛇吞吞吐吐道: 我...我不小心咬到舌頭...5 g4 T7 _; L: f1 y# [" E
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小男孩與驢子
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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp.
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& P0 V2 Z2 q1 K4 P A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What areyou holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.
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0 S' K/ z! ]1 ~ b. z. Z "So he won』t join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye. 9 r0 Z }, Q; K+ I+ L6 a# ]
" q& P) F( V4 K3 w* n 一個小男孩牽著頭驢子經過一個軍營." f; N: U) S4 ]6 O5 t, @# B
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兩個士兵想捉弄一下他, 就喊道: 小子, 幹嘛把你兄弟看的那麼緊啊?) b6 V& f% L, C8 Y% |
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小男孩看都不看他們, 懶懶地說: 我怕他笨到來當兵... |
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